I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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