i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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