Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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