I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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