turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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