so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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