So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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