I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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