On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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