hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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