Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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