But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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