Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think your dad took our porno
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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