Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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