Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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