Having a random hookup so left but love u
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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