also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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