All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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