I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she looked like the before picture.
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
They are going to name an STD after you.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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