I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
its not stalking. its research.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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