1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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