I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Randomize