No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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