How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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