Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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