I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
