she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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