why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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