I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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