Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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