He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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