I'm so fucking centered right now
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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