My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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