did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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