They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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