My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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