so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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