yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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