Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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