GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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