dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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