Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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