We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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