and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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