Cold hands, warm shart.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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