my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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