i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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