Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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