I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
