stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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