you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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