Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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