I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
How naked do you want me to be?
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