Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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