am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Come see our sink grown plant.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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