the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
There's always time for handjobs
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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