But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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