i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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