I wannas sexs uuuuu
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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